"_______ Get up!" your roommate said while hitting you in the face with the pillow. You are the tumblr fandom but everyone calls you _____ "What is it adventure time?" you moaned while pulling the covers up over your head. "Have you forgotten?! ____ its your birthday!" your other roommate, sonic exclaimed, hitting you with another pillow. "Guys, staph it" you muttered. "alright! I'm up! I'm up!" you shouted. You got up from your bunk bed, you had claimed the top.
It took you a while to get showered and dressed into your favourite t-shirt, jeans and converse. You looked at the time. 08:49
"Guys! we're gonna be late!" you yelled while grabbing your backpack and running out of the door. "_____! Wait!!" sonic yelled, her skirt getting blurry from running. One of the amazing things about you was that you were a lot faster than sonic. You also loved running more than her. And she was proud! (secretly a little jealous).
At put her hand on your shoulder. Her golden hair blowing in the wind. "do you ever stop running _______?" she asked, panting. "c'mon, let her run! It IS ____'s birthday after all." sonic said, her blue lipstick plastered on her Lips. "fine, but just for a little while ____, we don't want you ditching us." at said. "when was the last time I ditched you guys?" you asked. The two stayed silent and you all knew the answer to that. "exactly" you laughed while running up the hill.
Wow, your at the school already. your roommates on either side of you.
"hey _____, who's you OTP?" at asked. "well, vocaloid and hetalia are a good couple" you said.
"yes, so is mlp and sonic" at said. "what?!" "nothing"
"oooh, _____, I know who the best one for you is!" sonic sniggered. "who?" at asked. Sonic bounced her eyebrows. "oh, him, I agree!" at said, smirking at you.
"who?" you asked. "hamsteak!" sonic laughed. "who's hamste- no! Nononono!" you blurted out. "____ it's obvious that you are perfe-"
Class starts. "I'll see you guys in geography!" you called. Next stop. H.E.
The best part was, it was Friday.
"MLP, that's too much sugar!!!!!!" you screamed. you were making cupcakes and my little pony was filling the entire bowl with sugar. "MLP, are you sure that you want that much?" Pokemon asked. MLP ignored this and kept pouring the bag in the bowl, now sugar was all over the table.
"CHRIST MLP, that's too much!" dangan ronpa yelled. "that's a lot of sugar...." you whispered. Now sugar was on the floor, no, up to your waist.....
Hannibal walked through the door, with A vacuum cleaner. And started sucking up all the sugar with it.
"time to put it in the oven!" MLP finally said? He set it to an hour. "MLP NO!"
"goddamnit my little pony!" you yelled. You spent all day cleaning the h.e room.
You set your bag on the table you always sat at. You had sugar all over your entire body. You slammed your head on the table. "ahem. HAPPY BIRTHDAY _____!!!" sang your best friend, doctor who. You smiled and sat up. Happy that someone remembered your birthday. "thanks doc" Yes. You were sitting at a table with doctor who, who was eating a packet of jelly babies. Sherlock who was tring to stop homestuck and supernatural who were fighting again. That's the 1487th time this year! And hetalia who was eating a bowl of pasta in his mouth.
"mmm~ pastaaa~" hetalia said as he put another fork of pasta in his mouth. You laughed at how funny he looked, gobbling it up.
"gentlemen.. The birthday girl has arrived." Sherlock said, smiling slightly. The two stopped fighting. And smirked at you. "hi ___!"
"thank guys." you said. Taking a bite of your Sandwich.
~~~~~~~~~~time skip bc lazy~~~~~~~~
Finally! School done for the weekend. All the fandomsk were free to play in the yard, watch a movie in the meeting room, or go in their dorms to talk or whatever.
You decided to watch the boys playing soccer. So, you sat on the hill, with some other fandoms, watching the match.
"eeee!" squealed mean girls while she texted on her phone, she had just witnessed supernatural score a goal. You facepalmed. You knew she had a crush on SPN for along time. So, you went To the top of the hill where some of the fandoms played tag or hide and seek. You decided to play tag. Until you decided to go back to your dorm.
A certain fandom, saw this and decided to follow you.
You stopped in your tracks. "cut it out ouran high school host club." I know your following me, AGAIN..." you muttered, OHSHC had a crush on you for a long time but his charms failed.
"oh princess. How did you know it was me?" he asked. "because you follow me here, every day." you moaned. "yes, but do you Know why I do it?" OHSHC asked. "yes, you have a crush on me." "right again princess, you know, if I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together" he said, giving you a wink. "is that the best you can do? A bit original, sorry, but I have to go." you said, walking away.
"oh princess ____, so delicate like a rose." OHSHC said. You turned a 90% angle and caught caught the rose he threw to you in your fist. It's thorns cut your palm and you hissed with the pain.
"yet so dangerous like its thorns." OHSHC purred. He walked up to you. Somehow, you were frozen, you couldn't move at all! or talk, or breathe. You could only move your eyes. Your chest was bursting for air.
OHSHC walked up to your frozen Face. He put his hand on your chin and leaned forward...
"leave her alone" said a voice behind you. You couldn't see who it was or turn around. OHSHC sneered behind you. "make me." he said. "don't have me get south park" said the voice. OHSHC gave you a look that said 'this isn't over' and walked away into the trees.
Your chest was aching for a breath. You thought you were going to die of suffocation.
Finally the figure walked in front of you. Homestuck! "I'm glad he's gone, he does it to almost every girl in the school." he said while looking at your fist and taking some thorns out.
"these are magic roses that OHSHC uses to attract a female. If a thorn gets stuck in your body, then your paralysed unless they get taken out." finally the last thorn was taken out, leaving you gasping for air.
"thanks" you said. "it was nothing, really, it happens all the time." homestuck said, rubbing the back of His neck. "well, you did save my life there." you smirked. Homestuck smiled, but it grew wider once he looked behind you. "look behind you." he said.
You turned around to find OHSHC walking through the forest, only to get five massage water balloons get dropped on his head. then a bag of flour "HOMESTUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
"RUN!" homestuck laughed before taking your hand and running toward a tree with the most leaves. You both were very good tree climbers and were already sitting on the highest, and strongest branch. a wet OHSHC walked underneath you both, looking for you furiously. When you were sure he was gone, you both burst out laughing.
You recovered, only to find out that your hand was resting on top of homestucks. "what?" homestuck asked, only to follow your gaze and stare at you.
Your both leaned forward, closer... And closer... Suddenly.... Your lips touched. you both slowly shut your eyes.
Homestuck kissed you with passion, it wasn't lustful, or deep, it was perfect, it meant he didn't like you for your body, or beauty, he loved you for who you were and how you acted, this feeling was mutual. You placed your hands on his cheeks, as he wrapped one arm around your waist, and stroked your cheek. you both slowly pulled away. he gave you an eskimo kiss. you smiled and did the same.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~5 months later~~~~~~~~~~~~
you walked in front of the giant oak tree. "this is where it all started." you said. "yeah, great times." you boyf- MATESPRIT! said as he wrapped an arm around your waist before nuzzling into your neck and kissing it. "heh, oi! not in public." you laughed as you kissed homestuck on the cheek. you were both a cute couple! but one certain fandom was watching, crouching in a bush.
'how dare he steal the love of my life?!' OHSHC thought before taking out a rose. 'well, _____ is going to be mine, whether she likes it or not!' he thought.
the unconscious OHSHC fell in the bush as a baseball collided with his head. "PURIFIED!!!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~a few years later~~~~~~~~~~~~~
homestuck smiled happily as his fiancé walked down the wedding isle, with a 4 month child in her belly.