you were sitting in your living room, drawing a picture of a tree. you were almost finished when suddenly...
"MY SHADOW'S THE ONLY ONE THAT WALKS BESIDE ME! MY SHALL-" went your phone, yes, boulevard of broken dreams was your ringtone. you jumped and took the phone in your hands and answered the call.
"hello?" you asked. "Hello+ dear (Y/N). Are yo+u free this evening?" asked the voice of your best friend/morial, porrim maryam. "not really, no, why?" you asked. "oh go+o+d! i'm tro+wing a party to+night, everyo+ne is co+ming, even my mo+m (dolorosa) said i co+uld thro+w it and i was wo+ndering if yo+u co+uld co+me?" she asked. "of course! i'm not doing anything anyway..." you said. "Great! but o+ne thing. do+ yo+u have anything to+ wear?" porrim asked. "well, no.." you answered. "o+h dear! (Y/N), i'm co+ming o+ver right no+w, i have the perfect o+utfit fo+r yo+u! stay right there and do+n't mo+ve." porrim said. with that, she hung up.
---1 hour later---
your doorbell rang. you opened it revealing the stylish, jade-blooded troll carrying a huge bag on her shoulder. "hey porrim. come on in. what outfit are you going to put me in this time?" you asked as you both went into your room. "o+h the perfect dress fo+r yo+u. here, take these bo+ttles of so+ap and use them in the bath. the blue and white o+ne is fo+r yo+r hair, blue is shampoo, white is conditioner. (if you have cancer or baldness, pretend it's not there) the cream o+ne is fo+r yo+r skin and the green o+ne is fo+r yo+ur face and neck." porrim said while giving you three bottles. you nodded and walked into the bathroom and ran the bath.
the shampoo and conditioner made your hair shine a hundred times better, there was a bit of glitter in it so it made your hair sparkle a little bit. the body wash made your skin glow, the face wash made your face beautiful. you stepped out. brushed your teeth, slipped on a bra and pants and walked out revealing porrim sitting on your bed with a (F/C) quarter sleeve dress sitting on the bed.
you dried yourself off and put it on. "o+h (Y/N) that just lo+o+ks amazing o+n yo+u! let me do+ yo+ur make-up" porrim exclaimed. you sat in front of porrim and she put some eyeshadow on, black eyeliner, light pink lip-liner, earrings, black mascara, and a diamond beside your left eye. to be honest you looked beautiful. you were also given some matching mary-jane heels. "lets go+ to the party shall we?" porrim asked. you nodded as you both got into porrim's car and drove to her house where music was blasting in your ears.
everyone you knew was there! there was gamzee who was drinking all the faygo, Dave was the dj and was blasting out the sick beats, Karkat talking to terezi. Kankri going on a rant to mituna, latula talking to arenea. The signless blushing at the sight of the disciple. The Cronus trying to get with meenah. It was a good party!
"(Y/N)!!!!" yelled a voice, you turned to see something blue and blurry tackle you to the ground. You looked at the person above you. It was none other than the buck-toothed prankster, John Egbert. "hey John" you said from underneath him, to be honest he was very strong. John looked you up and down. "wow (Y/N), you look beautiful!" John said. He then realised what he has said there. "I mean, you look pretty in that outfit, I mean- DOH!" John studdered. "it's ok, hey, why don't we go get a drink?" you asked. John nodded sheepishly and got off you. You both went to the bar, away from the crowded dance floor.
You both sat on the stools. You ordered a (favourite drink) while John ordered coke. You noticed a figure beside you drinking sprite. You looked over and saw a familiar friend. "is that you jake?!" you exclaimed. The person looked over and smiled. "hey (Y/N)! Looking as gorgeous as ever" jake said with his famous double pistols and a wink. You blushed and looked down. "thanks..." you whispered. Loud enough for him to hear. "shy now are we? Hello John!" the Australian accented teen greeted his good friend. Or was it British? Oh well. "hi jake!" John smiled. "so m'lady. What brings you here to the bar?" jake asked. "oh, you know, bored, the dance floor is crowded!" you exclaimed. "yeah, also, Cronus is failing at flirting with meenah" John laughed. You and jake laughed as well.
---a few hours later----
You, jake and John sat there talking to eachother. You three were getting quite uncomfortable because everyone was drunk as hell, Rufioh stumbled over and asked John to dance, john obviously refused. You. Three decided to leave the party and go to your house. You three just sat in your room. Bored. "want to watch a movie?" You asked. "yeah sure, what one?" asked jake. "I have (fav movie)" you said. "I love that movie! Let's watch it!" john said.
Jake, you and John were sitting on the couch, wearing more comfortable clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pjyamas.
"Oh! We're all out of popcorn! I'll get some more..." you said, getting up from the couch and walking into the kitchen. Jake and John looked at eachother. They knew exactly what eachother were thinking.
"we like the same girl don't we?" "I'm afraid so.."
You came back with a bowl of fresh popcorn and began scarfing it Down.
~~~~~end of movie~~~~~
"now what?" you asked. Jake and John looked at eachother and shared devilish smirks.
"TICKLE FIGHT!" john said, tackling you to the ground, before you knew it, jake what your arms over your head and was sitting on them, as John sat on your legs.
You stared at them in horror. "pleeeease don't tickle me! I'm very ticklish!" you pleaded "even better, we'll tickle you harder." jake said, stroking your underarms "big mistake (Y/N)!" John laughed as he tickled your sides.
"NO, HAHAH PLEASE HAHA!" you yelled, squirming like a fish out of water. "lets count the ribs, how many are there?" John asked, poking your Ribs. This made you laugh harder. "OH GOD HAHAHA PLEASE NO HAHA" you screamed in laughter. Then he began playing them like a piano.
"beep beep beep beep, boop boop." Jake said, poking your armpits. His fingers danced playfully. Tears were streaming down your cheeks in laughter. "HAHA YOU GUYS ARE JERKS HAHA!!!" you flopped around like a fish.
"that wasn't very nice, you deserve a punishment!" john said as he pulled up your shirt and blew the most heaviest, wettest raspberry known to mankind. You threw your head back and squealed. Jake continued to poke your armpits And tickle your neck. Your eyes were crying with laughter. "IM SORRY! Hahah LET ME GO! PLEASE" you yelled.
So much Tears were falling down your cheeks that you could have cried an entire ocean.
Thankfully, jake and John got off of you. "were sorry!" they said, hugging you.
"its ok, want to come up to my room?" you asked. They both nodded. You went into your and sat on the bed. "(Y/N), you were laughing your ass off when we were tickling you." John laughed.
"oh (Y/N)! I love you, Your so cute when you laugh!" jake said. You stared at him. "what?" you asked. "did I say something wrong, uhh. OH DEAR, I DIDDNT SAY THAT! YOU HEARD NOTHING, UH, OH SHIT!" jake blushed like crazy. You and John stared at jake wide eyed. John put a hand on your shoulder. "she's mine English..." John said, wrapping his arms around you and walking back. Jake got up and walked over to you, intertwining his fingers with yours. Your faces were just inches away and you felt johns warm breath tickle your neck.
"well, if we can't do it seperatley, we'll just have to share, jake smirked as he rubbed his nose against yours. "wh-MHPH!" your lips connected with jakes. You stiffened but quickly closed your eyes and melted into the kiss. John kissed your neck, Searching desperately for your sweet spot. His fluffy black hair tickled your jaw. He found it and began to suck and kiss it.
You and jake pulled away for air, rubbed your noses together and kissed again. You both then parted, panting a little bit, eyes still closed. You both opened them slightly. John removed his lips from your neck. Before you knew it, johns lips were on yours, licking your bottom lip for entrance. You accepted.
Jake was behind you, holding you gently as he began to bury his face into the crook of your neck. Licking and biting the soft skin. You tilted your head to give him better access. Jake chuckled. "what a good kitten." he said, nibbling your ear. You moaned.then you felt two hands go up your shirt and trace your stomach. You shuddered a little bit. All three of you parted. You yawned. "tired?" asked jake. You nodded.
You John picked you up bridal style and laid you on your bed. Before you knew it, your ear was against jakes chest, listening to his soft heartbeat. and John was behind you, wrapping his arms around you, warming you up. You felt two pairs of lips on both your cheeks. "goodnight (Y/N)" they both said before you all fell asleep.